Hum. I'm a horrible human and this thing only runs on the latest desktop Chrome

ALSO please turn on your volume, the game desperately needs the music.

Here it is

If you feel like making fun of a frontend noob, here's the GitHub repo 

Yeah the game is "coded" purely in HTML/CSS with 6 lines of jquery. 

Mechanics are simple, you hover and you click sometimes (if I actually implemented that feature)

The music is written by my sister, check out her soundcloud 

Oh last thing, to adjust for difficult simply resize your browser window by windowing it and tugging that the sides, the slimmer the window the tougher :D

Enjoy the cancer I created!

PS: if you're reading this Annie, I got you a new phone, but you're only getting it on your birthday, I'm bad at surprises.